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Maggie Hendricks

Rogan and Goldberg teach reading, writing and 'rithmetic

Maggie Hendricks
Cagewriter

Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg, if not always informative, are entertaining. UFC 95 was no exception. Let's take a look at the best from Saturday night's broadast on Spike.

"Rory Markham is a dangerous killer." -- Rogan. If that's true, shouldn't he be in prison?

"Koscheck is one of the most dangerous men in the world at welterweight." -- Goldberg. Unless your name is Thiago Alves, Georges St. Pierre or, apparently, Paulo Thiago

"That's how good Demian Maia is." -- Rogan. After Maia triangle choked Sonnen. Um, isn't that obvious?

"William Gouveia being overwhelmed here, I mean, Wilson." -- Rogan Nice save, Joe.

"I'm with one of the baddest dudes on the planet, Rampage Jackson." -- Rogan Actually, that's a pretty fair assessment.

"Look at that, we've got three of them." -- Rogan, in reference to the Octagon Girls. We're very proud of Joe that he can count to three. What if the UFC hires a fourth one? Oh noes!

"He's getting badder here." -- Rogan, during the Etim/Cobb fight, showing off his excellent use of grammar

"A wrestler at national powerhouse Lockhaven University ... " -- Goldberg. They haven't been a national powerhouse since the Reagan administration, but who is counting?

"This is MMA." -- Diego Sanchez. Really? Crap. I thought I was watching golf.

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