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Here’s the Ricky and Danica version of ‘Crash My Party’ that Luke Bryan should sing at the Daytona 500

Nick Bromberg
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As country singer Luke Bryan prepares to perform before the Daytona 500 on Sunday, Feb. 24, he should make an important NASCAR-themed change to one of his hit songs.

One of the most important facets of a concert is connecting to the audience, and while "Crash My Party" may seem like it could be a NASCAR-themed love song, it's unfortunately not.

It's why Bryan should pay homage to Ricky Stenhouse Jr. and Danica Patrick with our version of "Crash My Party." It details the chivalrous thing that Stenhouse Jr. could do if he's leading a race late and Patrick is just behind him.

Oh, we also suggest slow motion clips of NASCAR crashes on the video boards as Bryan sings this song. This could guarantee Bryan a return gig to play the 2015 Daytona 500 as well as endear him to millions of NASCAR fans around the world. And it's a much better Danica and Ricky love song than "Drivin' Around Song." Our song requires no autotuning. Let's all sing along.

It don’t matter what brakes I got, I can smash ‘em
Yeah, I can spin this thing around for the next caution flag
And I don’t mind telling all the guys I didn’t mean it
Hell we can all go lie to NASCAR in the hauler tonight

Girl, I don’t care. Oh I just gotta see what you’re driving.
Your hair, is it pulled up inside that helmet?
Oh I just have to see it now.

If I wanna spin out, spin out, spin out
You don’t have to worry ‘bout it baby.
I can slow it down at the end of the race
Wreck my car, baby that’s alright.
This is a black flagging kind of thing.
Pull on up, I’ll give you a donut
The checkered flag is yours, I’ll give you the trophy
Baby you can crash my party anytime.

Ain’t a spot on the track that makes me not want to spin me
Ain’t a car that can make me buzz the way that you do
I could be on the front row of the last restart
And look up and see your face in my mirror
And I’m gone so long, hang on. I’ll spin this car around for you

If I wanna spin out, spin out, spin out
You don’t have to worry ‘bout it baby.
I can slow it down at the end of the race
Wreck my car, baby that’s alright.
This is a black flagging kind of thing.
Pull on up, I’ll give you a donut
The checkered flag is yours, I’ll give you the trophy
Baby you can crash my party anytime.

If there’s two laps to go
And you’re right behind me
And wondering what I’m doing...

Go ahead and pass me, pass me, pass me
You don’t have to worry ‘bout it baby.
I can slow it down at the end of the race
Wreck my car, baby that’s alright.
This is a black flagging kind of thing.
Pull on up, I’ll give you a donut
The checkered flag is yours, I’ll give you the trophy
Baby you can crash my party anytime.

Pass me, Pass me, Pass me

Baby you can crash my party anytime.

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Nick Bromberg is the editor of From The Marbles on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him at nickbromberg@yahoo.com or follow him on Twitter!

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