December 23, 2008
Take note, ABC. If I'm not bouncing around my living room like a litter of puppies on crack by dinnertime this Thursday, you will have ruined the holidays. If Grandpa isn't pounding his chest, while Aunt Helen throws Clementine peels at the cat by 5:03 p.m. this Christmas, you will have failed. The hype bar has been set. Don't let me down.