#OlympicPickupLines for the gold medalist of your heart
What if #OlympicPickupLines abound in Sochi, where the world’s most physically fit human beings mingle en masse? We imagine U.S. bobsledder and famed door-smasher Johnny Quinn says things like, “Girl, I’d break down anything for you.”
Anyway, these misguided mating calls aren’t just for people at the Winter Games. And Valentine’s Day is just around the corner… Practice our favorites from the Twitter trend du jour, as prompted by Jimmy Fallon:
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Lets play the hashtag game! Tweet out a pickup line you'd hear at the Olympics and tag with #OlympicPickupLines. Could be on TV!
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) February 11, 2014
Did you fall from Heaven or did your hotel room floor cave in? #OlympicPickupLines
— Kari Van Horn (@KariVanHorn) February 11, 2014
Are you on Russias curling team? #OlympicPickupLines
— P Miller (@Ladykillamilla) February 11, 2014
Youre a cross-country skier? I bet you can really go the distance. #OlympicPickupLines
— jovi (@jovi1kenobi) February 11, 2014
#OlympicPickupLines #OlympicMovies are u a ice skater, cuz damn what a figure
— TIANNA STYLES (@TiannaPeepeetch) February 11, 2014
#OlympicPickUpLines Girl are you an olympic torch, cause youre on fire!
— Haymitch Abernathy (@DrunkHaymitchPN) February 11, 2014
#OlympicPickupLines the German judge may have only given you a 9.4 but I give you a perfect ten
— david bastable (@davidbastable) February 11, 2014
Your lips say no, but your ski goggles whisper, "fog me". #OlympicPickUpLines
— the Merchant (@merchantofNYC) February 11, 2014
"Im Shaun White." #OlympicPickUpLines
— Rachel Skoyen (@RachelSkoyen) February 10, 2014
Im dressed in red white & blue stripes, but no stars... I left them in your eyes. #OlympicPickUpLines
— Jocelyn Runice (@eunicerunice) July 27, 2012
#olympicpickuplines my hotel room has a functioning toilet.
— abby ho (@abbyho) February 11, 2014
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