#OlympicPickupLines for the gold medalist of your heart

Fourth-Place Medal

What if #OlympicPickupLines abound in Sochi, where the world’s most physically fit human beings mingle en masse? We imagine U.S. bobsledder and famed door-smasher Johnny Quinn says things like, “Girl, I’d break down anything for you.”

Anyway, these misguided mating calls aren’t just for people at the Winter Games. And Valentine’s Day is just around the corner… Practice our favorites from the Twitter trend du jour, as prompted by Jimmy Fallon:

[ Photos: Ridiculously photogenic Olympians ]

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