Mon Nov 17 01:40pm EST
Carmelo Anthony believes in ghosts, UFOs, David Blaine and the Nuggets defense. But Kenyon Martin's absurd neck tattoo? No way, man — has to be fake. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a Miss Piggy teapot. Best of luck, gentlemen.
After the jump, Larry Hughes is cold.
Straight to DVD ... Blue Streak II!