Mere days after Italy got dumped from the World Cup group stage like an unwanted grandmother, a Johannesburg sporting goods store already has this fine jacket bearing the emblem of the defending champions boldly tagged at 50% off. Their crown hasn't even been claimed by a new country yet and their jackets are already only worth half of what they used to be. So sad.
Meanwhile, Maradona Rosaries are being marked up as you read this and are probably now available at FIFA's online store.
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