Mario Balotelli's new haircut is way more elaborate than yours

Mario Balotelli has had more hairstyles than Steven Gerrard has appearances for Liverpool, but his latest one might be the most impressive yet. The Italian striker shared pictures of his new head art on his Instagram account, and though it's reminiscent of the asymmetrical intergalactic hieroglyphics style he experimented with back in February, the two-toned look is a whole new level of eye-catching.

Now we can only hope that someone accidentally gives James Milner this same haircut.

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Brooks Peck

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