Dirty Tackle

  • Here's Cristiano Ronaldo hitting Diego Godin in the head a bunch of times

    Brooks Peck at Dirty Tackle28 days ago

    Cristiano Ronaldo did not enter the second leg of the Spanish Super Cup until the start of the second half and when Real Madrid were on the verge of losing the trophy to Atletico, he decided to take out his frustrations on Diego Godin's head. 

    The incident occurred on a Real corner kick deep into added time, but instead of going for the ball, Ronaldo practiced his swimming stroke on Godin's face. This earned him a yellow card, but he was lucky not to get sent off.

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  • Liga MX goalkeeper punches the ball off a defender and in for an own goal

    Brooks Peck at Dirty Tackle28 days ago

    Morelia had a terrible Friday night, losing 5-1 to Tigres. The first goal they conceded might have been the worst of the lot, though.

    Tigres' Joffre Guerron took a shot on goal at a difficult angle after a lovely stepover and Morelia keeper Carlos Rodriguez punched it right into helpless defender Luiz Cardozo, sending the ball back into the net. Cardozo was credited with the own goal through no fault of his own. This happened in just the ninth minute.

    Tigres' second goal wasn't much better for Rodriguez, though...

    At that point no one would've blamed him for just going home. Some might have even encouraged it.

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  • Alan Pardew plays charades during match against Aston Villa

    Brooks Peck at Dirty Tackle29 days ago

    Aston Villa and Newcastle played to a scoreless draw that didn't exactly feature football at its best, so Alan Pardew tried to entertain himself by playing charades during the match.

    OK, let's see. Quiet dance happy? No. Little Miss Sunshine? No. A deaf dentist? I don't know. I give up. There's a guess from the stands, though...

    Yep. I think we have a winner.

    But hey, at least he didn't headbutt anyone.

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    Brooks Peck is the editor of Dirty Tackle on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him or follow on Twitter! Follow @BrooksDT

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  • Atletico Madrid become champions of Comic Sans after Diego Simeone gets sent off for patting official's head

    Brooks Peck at Dirty Tackle29 days ago

    A Mario Mandzukic goal in the second minute of the Spanish Super Cup second leg was enough to give Atletico Madrid a 2-1 aggregate win over Real Madrid and start their season with a trophy. A trophy engraved with Comic Sans, but a trophy nonetheless.

    Phew! The @rfef is (still) using Comic Sans. On its Supercup trophy... @BrooksDT pic.twitter.com/co7ZfwIYUz

    James Rodriguez started for Real Madrid after coming off the bench to score their only goal in the first leg. Cristiano Ronaldo, meanwhile, did not enter the match until halftime.

    Atletico manager Diego Simeone — who was given a one-match ban by UEFA for his antics during last season's Champions League final loss to Real — had to watch the second half from the stands after being sent off for patting the fourth official in the back of the head while arguing calls.

    And Gareth Bale used the match to try out some intense new yoga moves.

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