Michael Jordan-Dennis Rodman back tattoo proves gentleman loves ’90s Bulls, pain more than you

"Oh, man, it is a scorcher out there! Really glad I got the pool cleaned up for the weekend — you know, Neal, if you want to come over and take a dip, you're more than welcome to."

"Um, thanks, but no thanks, Darren."

"Why not? Weatherman said it's gonna hit triple digits by noon, and isn't your air conditioner busted?"

"Yeah, I gotta call the guy."

"OK, so come by!"

"I can't, Darren. In like two months I'll have enough for Scottie, but until then, I ... I just can't."

Fin.

Hat-tips to Terez Owens and I Am A GM.