Tony Parker gets up close and personal with an official. (AP)
Man, put on a pair of Rec-Specs, and all of a sudden even the refs feel like they can give you the business. Sorry, Tony Parker. Hope your glass-punctured-then-surgically-repaired left eye gets better soon, if for no other reason than, just like Metta World Peace, I think bullies are the ones who should beat it.
Best caption wins Parker's answer as to what the googles are doing for him. Good luck.
Kobe Bryant seems pleased. (Getty Images)
Runner-up, Keith: "... and then Bynum told me to pass him the ball."
Second runner-up, Orchard: "Dwight still wants a trade to Los Angeles? Is that still going on?"
NOTE: Hey, come on, Orchard. The fact that we're STILL HEARING Dwight Howard trade rumors/demands/requests/rumors/insinuations/quotes/rumors/rumors/rumors, and very well might be hearing them for the next year, isn't funny. It's tragic, more than anything.
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