Tony Parker gets up close and personal with an official. (AP)
Man, put on a pair of Rec-Specs, and all of a sudden even the refs feel like they can give you the business. Sorry, Tony Parker. Hope your glass-punctured-then-surgically-repaired left eye gets better soon, if for no other reason than, just like Metta World Peace, I think bullies are the ones who should beat it.
Best caption wins Parker's answer as to what the googles are doing for him. Good luck.
Runner-up, Keith: "... and then Bynum told me to pass him the ball."
Second runner-up, Orchard: "Dwight still wants a trade to Los Angeles? Is that still going on?"
NOTE: Hey, come on, Orchard. The fact that we're STILL HEARING Dwight Howard trade rumors/demands/requests/rumors/insinuations/quotes/rumors/rumors/rumors, and very well might be hearing them for the next year, isn't funny. It's tragic, more than anything.
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