In Las Vegas on Thursday, Carl Edwards decided for some insane reason to throw himself off a perfectly good building. Observe:
What, no backflip? Eh, after that I'm willing to give Edwards some slack. Surprised he didn't find Trevor Bayne there at the bottom ahead of him, though.
Meanwhile, in an equally thrilling appearance, behold Denny Hamlin in Bristol:
Hamlin was there to promote the Jeff Byrd 500 in Bristol, touchingly named for the track's president and general manager, who passed away last fall. So we'll call this one a push. Though Hamlin should have totally tried to bowl off the top of a building.