Primetime Ballers - Dallas Cowboys vs. Minnesota Vikings

Tank Williams reveals the primetime ballers for the upcoming Dallas Cowboys vs Minnesota Vikings game.

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- Hey, yo, holler. It's your boy, Beast Mode, with these week eight primetime ballers. You heard me?

Now first off, we start with my man Kirk Cousins, you know? The only team to beat the 'Boys is the Bucs, right? And how did they do that? That boy, "Tommy Boy," threw for four tons on their head, right? So he gave you the blueprint, like Hov. So if you ain't picking up what I'm putting down, that dude, Captain Kirk-- about the beam them up like Scotty this week, you know what I'm saying?

Now we're going to move on over to Dallas. That boy "Zeke the Freak," 31 bucks. Now we know my man Dak rolling in with that pimp-limp, you know what I'm saying? We don't even know if he's playing. It may be that dude Cooper Rush. So, whatever's going to happen, you know Zeke's gonna eat like it's Thanksgiving Day. Shout out to my people that be eating them fried turkeys on Thanksgiving, you feel me? Yeah boy.

Now my superstar of the game-- Adam Thielen. Like, for real, though-- Adam Thielen was that dude before Cooper Kupp, you know what I'm saying? Like, that fella proved you don't have to be knee high to a gumdrop in the slot. Let Tom Brady throw you the ball without-- you know a little [INAUDIBLE] you know what I'm saying? Hey, Thielen was that dude, yo. And he's gonna ball out on Sunday night, you feel me?