People Are Sharing The Weirdest Compliments They've Ever Gotten, So Don't Expect To See "You Look Great" On The List
Recently, Reddit user u/dannydevitocuddles asked, "What's the weirdest compliment you've ever received?" And the responses did not disappoint!
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1."'Your oral cavity is wonderful to work with! So spacious!' — My dentist."
2."Was told I have a beautiful brain while doing a paid MRI study."
3."Nurse said I had the legs to pull off a mini skirt. Not bad for a big, bald, and beardy tattooed dad."
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4."'You've got veins a heroin addict would kill for.' — By the phlebotomist taking blood samples for my first pregnancy check up."
5."'You look like you read books for fun.'"
6."'You have a cool left ear.' All I could think was, 'Well WTF is wrong with the right one?' Lol."
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7."After handing back a police report I filled out describing the events of a man jumping off an overpass, aiming for my car in a presumed suicide attempt: 'This is really good! Have you done this before?'"
8."'Nice stream bro.' — While I was peeing in a bathroom at Chicago O'Hare."
9."'My therapist likes you. They think you're a good influence.'"
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10.“'You smell like a rainbow just out of the dryer!'— Told to me by a second grade student several years ago."
11."A coworker complimented me on a haircut once. She said, 'Your hair looks great, it makes it look like you shower!' Weird compliment, considering I get the same haircut once a month and I shower at least once a day."
12."'You're not beautiful, but you're photogenic.' Oh thanks I guess..."
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13."I was cleaning a guinea pig enclosure at a zoo I was interning at. The piggies were in a playpen so I wouldn't disturb them and I was alone in the enclosure. Some older lady knocks on the glass and says, 'Well, aren't you the cutest little guinea pig I've ever seen!' I didn't know what to say to that, so I just kinda laughed awkwardly and went back to cleaning. She watched me for a few minutes and left."
14."I’m a guy and I was out walking. A dude rolled up in a car asking if I would be interested in doing porn because, 'the girls would love me.'”
15."Local coroner sees me walking down street. He said, 'Hello. My, you look natural today.'”
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16."'You look like Gollum, but in a really cute way!' I think it was a really bad attempt in flirting, and he wanted to flatter me, but I just ended up feeling self-conscious about my ears."
17.“'Wow! Did you get plastic surgery to get your chin like that?'"
18."'I love your cheekbones, they look like an elf's.' It was so oddly specific. I didn't even know elves were famous for their cheekbones or that being called an elf was a good thing."
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19."'You are like lasagna. Lasagna just makes people happy.' –Told to me by a patient."
20.“'I would carry your baby.' — We’re both 17 and nobody has ever even approached me for anything other than notes and homework. I was a bit taken aback, but realized it was probably just a bizarre compliment."
21.Lastly, "If anyone ever murders me, I hope it's you."
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Have you received a weird compliment before? Tell us about it in the comments below!
Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.
