Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Get All Your Guests Laughing
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1) Erma Bombeck
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2) Charlie Brown
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3) Nora Ephron
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4) P.J. O'Rourke
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5) Jimmy Fallon
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6) Jim Gaffigan
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7) Andy Borowitz
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8) Melanie White
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9) Anonymous
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10) Mitch Hedberg
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11) John Lyon
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12) Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
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13) Anonymous
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14) Friends
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15) Lindsey Bareham
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16) Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
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17) Ina Garten
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18) Eric Samuel Timm, "Static Jedi: The Art of Hearing God Through the Noise"
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19) Ambrose Bierce
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20) Mike Connolly
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21) Tom Swyers
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22) Kin Hubbard
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23) Robert Brault
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24) Irv Kupcinet
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25) Damien Fahey
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26) Michael Dresser
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27) Charlie Brown
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28) Craig Ferguson
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29) Erma Bombeck
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30) Jim Davis
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31) Nicole Hollander
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32) Kevin James
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33) Damien Fahey
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34) Erma Bombeck
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35) Laurie Halse Anderson
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36) Unknown
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37) Johnny Carson
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38) Jay Leno
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39) Melanie White
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40) Oscar Wilde
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41) Howie Mandel
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42) Erma Bombeck
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43) Unknown
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44) Julia Child
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Your family will gobble up these funny Thanksgiving quotes about family dysfunction, food, festivities, traditions, and more. Share these short quotes and one liners with your Thanksgiving guests at dinner.