Mon Mar 31 03:30pm EDT
You asked for it, you got it: the Ball Don't Lie Bedlam Tournament bracket. So, print it off, stick it on the fridge and do the "Testicle Dance" with Sam-I-Am the next time you're in the mood for perogies. Convenient links to all of the second round match-ups after the jump.
No. 1 Rasheed Wallace vs. No. 8 Marko Jaric's Brazilian model
No. 4 Allen Iverson's crossover vs. No. 12 Oracle Arena
No. 3 Ray Allen's jump shot vs. No. 6 D-League
No. 10 Drew Gooden's beard vs. No. 15 Sam Cassell's huevos
Lord Baron Region
No. 1 Baron Davis' beard vs. No. 8 Steve Nash in transition
No. 4 Shaquille O'Neal vs. No. 5 Ronny Turiaf's dancing
No. 3 Ernie, Charles and Kenny vs. No. 6 Josh Smith's stat lines
No. 7 Kevin Garnett's intensity vs. No. 15 Squatch
No. 1 West playoff race vs. No. 8 Miami Heat dance team
No. 12 'Tommy Points' vs. No. 13 'Where Amazing Happens' commercials
No. 6 Chris Bosh on YouTube vs. Phil Jackson's throne
No. 2 Hubie Brown vs. No. 10 Zach Randolph, point guard
No. 2 Rockets' 22 straight vs. No. 7 Dwight Howard's Superman dunk
No. 3 Greg Oden's GO-hawk vs. No. 6 Dikembe Mutombo's finger wag
No. 8 Detroit Pistons' Zoo Crew vs. No. 16 'NBA super fan' Drew
No. 12 Jeff Van Gundy vs. No. 13 Andrei Kirilenko's 'deal'
Second-round voting is open until Tuesday at midnight, EST.