Create-a-Caption: 'FEE-FI-FO-FUM!'

It seems like there's a fairy tale ending every night in the NBA, thanks to committed performers like Nikola Pekovic(notes) and J.J. Barea(notes). (Wanna know how you can tell they're invested in their characters? It's aaaaaall in the eyes. Windows to the soul, y'know.)

Best caption wins eight versions of a classic story, because you should spend a spring Friday afternoon getting in touch with your inner child. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Randy Foye(notes) is sick with the pen. No physician in the world could fix him.

Winner, Rccostner: "Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!
There are points to be scored. There are games to be won.
And the magical things you can do with that ball
will make you the winning-est winner of all.
Fame! You'll be as famous as famous can be,
with the whole wide world watching you win on TV."

Dear kid,
Some dreams were just never meant to be realized.

Take luck,
Randy

Runner-up, Vitas N: "Dear Kid: I have dunked on Blake Griffin(notes) in practice, so I dunk on dunkers. Let the world know my story. Sincerely, The Randy Foye"

Second runner-up, FunmiT: "Keep smiling, Randy, your day will come. Sincerely, Randy"