'Twas the night before the Championship, when all through the league
Not a creature was stirring, not even ex-'Boy George Teague.
Lineups were set on team pages with care,
In the hopes plenty of points soon would be there.
The owners were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Cam TDs danced in their heads.
And Funston in his 'kerchief, and I in my hat,
Had just opened our mics for a long fantasy chat...
On this week's Santastic show, we updated you on the latest regarding Ben Roethlisberger, Chris Johnson, Felix Jones and Vincent Jackson, decided whether Adrian Peterson will be naughty or nice in Washington, explained why Jeremy Maclin is poised to spread plenty of holiday cheer, contemplated if Frank Gore would be more man or muppet against Seattle, played a game of over/unders and, of course, attempt to steer your team toward thy perfect light. Out punching random shoppers for the latest Air Jordans? No sweat. Click below to listen to the replay.