College football Week 12 report card: Texas A&M fans turn empty Kyle Field into playground
Welcome to the penultimate College Football Report Card for the 2022 season.
Remember, the same thing goes for grading as last season. High marks will be only for the spectacular, and failing grades have no chance of being reversed.
Last week’s low marks went to Penn State’s front-running coach, James Franklin, for his impromptu pushup session on the sideline, and to a Nebraska running back for his hurdle fail. A high score was earned by Mississippi State coach Mike Leach for his latest entertaining halftime interview.
Without further ado, here is the Week 12 analysis of how fans, teams, players, and coaches fared.
This week in ref ridiculousness
In college sports – or any sport, for that matter – emotions are looked upon as being bad. We are not talking about taunting a player to his face – we are talking about celebrating when you get a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. In Saturday's Purdue-Northwestern matchup, Boilermaker linebacker Jalen Graham picked off an errant pass from Cole Freeman and proceeded to do his best Deion Sanders impression from the 30-yard line all the way to the end zone. The score put Purdue up 21-3.
But, not so fast. The officials were quick to litter the field with the yellow hankies and the touchdown was taken off the board because of an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for "high-stepping into the end zone," as the referee so eloquently put it.
Purdue LB Jalen Graham had a pick-six called back by the officials for excessive "high-stepping" on his way to the end zone.https://t.co/SCzySouqkv pic.twitter.com/9jKI3HQrTp
— Yahoo Sports College Football (@YahooSportsCFB) November 19, 2022
Purdue finished the drive with a field goal for a 17-3 lead. The Boilermakers went on to win 17-9, sending Northwestern to its 10th straight loss.
High-steppin' hijinks: Graduation
Referee in his feelings: Expulsion
No shirt, no problem
There is always a dilemma for every home game in College Stadium, Texas, especially this season: Do you sell your soul and join more than 100,000 other Texas A&M students, fans, and boosters for three hours of mind-numbing torture? Or, when you get to Kyle Field, do you say "screw it" and act a fool like young adults tend to do? If you chose the second one, you are in luck.
WHAT IS HAPPENING AT COLLEGE STATION? 😆 pic.twitter.com/zBM5DiVEKW
— SEC Network (@SECNetwork) November 19, 2022
With the majority of seats empty late in the fourth quarter against UMass, some brave, shirtless youngsters decided to play a game in what looked like the slowest relay run on record. What should this new game be called? The "transfer portal transfer?" How about the "No. 1 recruiting class relay?"
The participants seemed to have fun and whatever they were doing was apparently better than the action on the field. The only people who got their money's worth was UMass – it got paid $1.7 million for the trip and to lose 20-3.
Texas A&M track meet: C
Best and worst of the week
Unlikely touchdown of the year
WESLEY. SCHELLING. LONG SNAPPER. TOUCHDOWN!#AnchorDown | #SCTop10 pic.twitter.com/bOxpe0YlMY
— Vanderbilt Football (@VandyFootball) November 19, 2022
Dream come true: A
Pac-12 honors Virginia trio
Our #Pac12FB family joins @theACC & @UVAFootball in honoring the lives of Lavel Davis Jr., Devin Chandler & D'Sean Perry.
All 1, 15 & 41 yard hash marks on our home fields are painted in Virginia orange today. 🙏🧡#UVAStrong pic.twitter.com/TwvVJwlQZ8— Pac-12 Conference (@pac12) November 19, 2022
Honoring D'Sean, Devin and Lavel: A+
To tell the truth: Texas A&M's attendance figures
I’m going to call the crowd at Texas A&M sparse just before kickoff with UMass but maybe there’s a better word… #aggies #CFB pic.twitter.com/lRJdDBQf2j
— Kristie Rieken (@kristieAP) November 19, 2022
Disseminating drivel: F
Jordan Moore ... that is all.
MY GOODNESS Jordan Moore! 😳@DukeFOOTBALL | #ACCFootball pic.twitter.com/0cL4ZvR8mu
— ACC Digital Network (@theACCDN) November 19, 2022
One-handed goodness: A
What's worse? This Anthony Richardson interception or the Gators losing to Vanderbilt?
The craziest INT (or near-INT) of the day? pic.twitter.com/QwZf9xOfex
— Cam Mellor (@CamMellor) November 19, 2022
Florida follies: F
The Dog of the Week: Teams from the SEC, aka the South'easier' Conference
Since it is scrimmage week for half of the Southeastern Conference, there are plenty of dogs to choose from this week. Alabama was entertaining Austin Peay; Mississippi State threw the ball all over the yard against East Tennessee State; and Texas A&M handed out free gifts to one-win UMass. You get the point. Millions were made and fourth-stringers earned their letters. Missouri (vs. New Mexico State), Auburn (vs. Western Kentucky) and LSU (vs. UAB) also pretended like it was early September for their revenue-generating home games.
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This article originally appeared on USA TODAY: College football Week 12: Texas A&M fans turn stadium into playground