Brooks Koepka's coronavirus quarantine haircut is the stuff of nightmares

By many counts Brooks Koepka’s girlfriend, Jena Sims, is a talented individual. She’s an actress, a former pageant winner and a self-proclaimed Krispy Kreme connoisseur. But much to Koepka’s chagrin, Sims is not a barber.

Koepka, 29, found that out the hard way. With his hair in a desperate spot due to the coronavirus shutdown, Koepka asked Sims for a haircut. You can be the judge of Sims’ hair-cutting ability.

Thankfully, everyone involved — including Sims — has a sense of humor about the haircut. She documented the haircut on her Instagram story. Before Koepka can even show off his new ’do, Sims says, “It did not go well.” She then laughs and tells Koepka, “Don’t show the side!”

Sims’ story also contains Koepka being compared to Jim Carrey’s character from “Me, Myself & Irene,” and Farva from “Super Troopers.” Those comparisons are pretty accurate.

While Koepka’s hair didn’t turn out great, at least he did the responsible thing and stayed home. He’ll need to get that whole situation cleaned up eventually, but he seems content to own his new look until he can get a professional to give him a proper haircut.

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