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Pepe gets his head stapled, carries on playing against Copenhagen

Pepe's insatiable blood lust resulted in his own fluids gushing out of his head during Real Madrid's Champions League group stage match against Copenhagen. A clash of heads with Copenhagen's Daniel Braathen in the first half of the match opened up a wound near Pepe's eyebrow, which required the team doctor to staple it shut on the pitch.

Once his head was wrapped up, Pepe continued on, wondering why he hasn't thought to get his head stapled more often.