At the Thailand Golf Championship, none other than John Daly took the stage for a little impromptu jam, and he busted out that three-chord classic, "Knockin' On Heaven's Door." And you know what? It ain't bad. He doesn't bust out the throat-searing crescendos of Axl Rose, but hey, he's not wearing that American flag as a kilt either, so we take what we can get.
And be sure to listen to the golf-oriented verse toward the end; no way Dylan had that in mind when he wrote this. Still, if you don't feel a touch moved by lines like "Haven't made a cut in weeks / My career looks really bleak," your heart may be two sizes too small.
[Visor tip: Deadspin]