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So who won The War on 4? Personally, I subscribe to the Jeannette Rankin quote, "You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake," and I certainly feel like we've all been losers in this highly annoying, offseason-dominating, joy-draining saga.

But if there have to be winners and losers, I'd say that the Packers won, as they got Favre out of their conference, and Favre lost, as he ended up without his release nor in a Minnesota Vikings uniform, which is what he wanted out of this whole twisted deal. Oh, and I guess the Jets won, too, as they now get Brett Favre.

If it was up to me, the second Brett Favre was traded, I'd have posted exactly one sentence--"Brett Favre has been traded to (insert team here)"--and then swore I'd never type his name again for a month.

But that's not the way it works. Yes, Brett Favre is a Jet now, and the madness has been brought to an end. But you all still seem to have a tremendous amount of interest in #4, and refusing to talk about him doesn't feel like a real option at this point. So here's a quick series of things you should know about the upcoming '08 season and Brett Favre as a New York Jet:

• Brett Favre vs. Tom Brady will happen twice. The first time it happens will be in Week 2 in a 4:15 game on CBS, and the second time will be in week 11, on a Thursday night on the NFL Network. John Madden will be involved with neither game, which is probably a good thing, since it would likely result in the first documented case of a man's cause of death listed as "actually burst into flames with joy."

• His primary targets will be Jerricho Cotchery and Laveranues Coles. Cotchery's a young star and has caught 82 balls in each of the last two seasons. At age 30, Coles was slowed by a high ankle sprain last year, but he was effective before the injury, producing five games with six or more catches through the first seven weeks of the season. It's a pretty good duo, but if there's a downside here for Favre, it's that neither Cotchery nor Coles specializes in picking up yards after the catch, like pretty much every receiver in Green Bay did.

• The offensive line is a question mark. And the fact that it's a question mark is a good thing, as the only question mark involved last year was at the end of the sentence, "Are those real offensive linemen, or have the Jets just put jerseys on five tackling dummies?" According to the Football Outsiders rankings, the Jets ranked 30th in pass protection last year, and the following sentence comes from the Pro Football Prospectus, which you should own:

"Chad Pennington was knocked down on 18.4% of dropbacks, the highest percentage in the league for a quarterback with over 150 attempts."

Yikes. But the Jets did address the problem, with the free agent signings of tackle Damien Woody and guard Alan Faneca, who comes over from the Steelers. So at the very least, the line can't be worse than it was last year, and there's a good chance that it will be significantly better.

What else is there? There currently is no #4 on the roster, so Favre won't have to buy it from anyone. He'll still be wearing green, which should make the transition easier, visually. Favre fans will be trading in their cheeseheads for puffy toy airplanes they can wear on their head.

Also, Favre will be under the intense scrutiny of the New York media all year long, ensuring that none of us ever have to go a full hour without hearing his name every again. Hooray.

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  1. Bradley B
    1. Posted by Bradley B Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:41 pm EDT

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    first! Fire Ted Thompson!!!
  2. Michael L
    2. Posted by Michael L Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:28 pm EDT

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    as a jet fan i'm not excited..i was hoping he would end up in tampa and the jets would trade for garcia..i see another 1 year vinny testaverde era..pennington is a good QB..not great..with a better line he could have got the job done..the jets have spent fortunes on older players...it's the new york way of sports..start spreading the news i'm leaving today.........
  3. Ceno h
    3. Posted by Ceno h Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    " John Madden will be involved with neither game, which is probably a good thing, since it would likely result in the first documented case of a man's cause of death listed as "actually burst into flames with joy.""
    ROFLMAO .... probaly just the idea of Farve and Brady playing each other twice in a season has already caused Madden's heart to explode from the pure in enjoyment ...
  4. aaronh080
    4. Posted by aaronh080 Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:43 pm EDT

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    Oh man, no way! Favre to Jets???? Geeezz what will ESPN for stories? hahaha
    I'm sicken of hearing headlines about Favre, who should retire with a team who will pay him 20M to retire. This is 2008...where do you find a franchise keeping a player to retire in their uniform?
    Favre should have some loyalty as well.
  5. aaronh080
    5. Posted by aaronh080 Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:43 pm EDT

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    Oh man, no way! Favre to Jets???? Geeezz what will ESPN have to fill in those free headline slots? A Rod loves Josh Hamilton? Manny Thinks twice about the Dodgers? Oh, How Pennington will Welcome Favre, yeah, that's it! hahaha
    I'm not a GB, Favre or Jets fan but I'm sicken of hearing headlines about Favre, who should retire with a team who will pay him 20M to retire. This is 2008...where do you find a franchise paying player to retire in their uniform? That shows a franchise's loyalty to a player whom they think highly of...
    Favre should have some loyalty to GB and stay retired.
    GB did the right thing...Favre will forever regret his move to un-retire.
  6. gohawks
    6. Posted by gohawks Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:08 pm EDT

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    Who here besides me thinks Brett will need a hip replacement after the first hit he takes?
  7. A Yahoo! User
    7. Posted by A Yahoo! User Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:55 pm EDT

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    `let the big cry baby go to new york. being a bucs fan they do not need any has beens! he should have ended his career on a high note. he's not worth the money ny. what will he try to do next year try to play college football?
  8. PWL
    8. Posted by PWL Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:14 pm EDT

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    This proves that Wisconsin is not the place to be for anyone who lives in reality. Maybe the bitter weather is the issue. The Packers finally set me free, because Favre was the only reason I liked them. It's regretable that a team could abandon the best football player the grace the league in 20 plus years, from a state that produced the idiot that has done almost everthing he can to ruin baseball, it doesn't shock one bit.
  9. noreaster
    9. Posted by noreaster Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:55 pm EDT

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    #7 i agree with your approach . wait and see . favre has been freelancing in a west coast offence for 16 years . now hes going to be king of new york with 3 weeks to get ready ? to be honest with you guys , as a lifelong pats fan ,im looking to see him make some good plays and more than his share of bad plays . if that holds true , brett will not enjoy the new york media .
  10. Michael
    10. Posted by Michael Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:22 pm EDT

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    I grew up in WI and lived and breathed the Packers every year. Brett, dude you suck. Everyone loved you. Even you cried like a little girl for like 45 minutes... whatever man, we bought it. It was emotional for all of us. Now you can go to NY and experience the "Madden Curse" for yourself and only a small % will ever shed a tear for you. You crybaby. Ah...thanks for that Super Bowl win in 97' though, that was sweet.
  11. lilly1954
    11. Posted by lilly1954 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:40 pm EDT

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    i am glad he will soon be gone i get tired of listening to football players whinning with the money they make , favre retired stay retired. let's get on board with talking about what matters the most football games and your favorite team.
  12. Golfing4Fun
    12. Posted by Golfing4Fun Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:16 pm EDT

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    Finally this is over! (at least, until next year when he flip flops about retirement again!)
  13. Duke
    13. Posted by Duke Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:27 pm EDT

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    I lost a lot of respect For Farve. He's suppossed to be a Man thankful to God every day for the Life He has been Allowed to Lead. In trurh He's just another over-paid spoilled Athlete to Full of Himself. So Instead of retiring and going off into the Sunset, He'll surely make a fool of himself playing for the Jets. What a bufoon. By,By Bret....................
  14. Michael
    14. Posted by Michael Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:22 pm EDT

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    the devil is running the show...hahahaha
    if you believe in that kinda shyt.
    Remember the movie "Devi's Advocate" with Pacino and Keanu?Vanity is the Devil's favorite sin....
    Brett....homey....they got ya! Madden curse... it's for real.
    For the 12 people that actually read this post... remember this.... he's gonna go down in 2008. The devil / Madden is going to make sure of it.
  15. ExPackersFan
    15. Posted by ExPackersFan Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:43 pm EDT

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    i think he has every right to "unretire" especially when he states he felt forced to retire, which after green bay offering him $20m to stay retired, you have to wonder if it that wasn't the case. i grew up watching bart starr as a packer, stayed a packers fan because of him, but no longer. the management at green bay lost this fan. hello jets!
  16. Patrick B
    16. Posted by Patrick B Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    So you weren't really a Packers fan then, you were a bandwagoner all along. I've been a Pats fan since I was a kid, which means I've seen way more crappy years than good ones (waaaaaayyyyyy more crappy years) Still I remained a Pats fan. You're giving up you're team because they didn't keep their drama queen. Now you're going to root for the Jets, and when Favre bombs there (and he will) you'll switch to a new team. Mancini won't know how to utilize him fully, Favre won't learn the offense quickly enough, and the receivers won't know what to do when he just hurls the ball. Sorry Jets he's your problem now.
  17. Danwood
    17. Posted by Danwood Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:00 pm EDT

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    Favre had every right to do his slimey things, people just didn't expect him to do it because he never projected a Randy Moss, TO, etc. image. On the other hand, the Packers had every right to trade him.
    I've been a Packers fan for life, and I've been waiting for years for Favre to retire and Rodgers to begin, since the 2005 season really. Favre is over his prime and was holding the Packers back more than he was helping them get ahead. I'd like for him to do good for the NYJ but I'm real glad he's not in the running to ruin another season for the Pack (any more than he already has, that is).
    Rodgers will suck to start, but I think he has the skill and potential to get better by the end of the year.
  18. Gerry
    18. Posted by Gerry Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    One good smack and he's done for the season.. and the N.F.L. can't wait to see that. hey cheese-heads.. J..E..T. JET ,JET,JETS.I wonder how he's going to fish and hunt in a body cast?? GO BEARS!!
  19. truponit
    19. Posted by truponit Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:23 pm EDT

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    last time i checked farve wanted to come back and play for the packers and they said no, not the other way around. packers were obligated to him because he is under contract. they created the nightmare by not releasing or trading him quickly. i can't blame packers fans for leaving their owners screwed this up royally.
  20. pumped_cobra
    20. Posted by pumped_cobra Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    "And the fact that it's a question mark is a good thing, as the only question mark involved last year was at the end of the sentence, "Are those real offensive linemen, or have the Jets just put jerseys on five tackling dummies?"
    END QUOTE
    I think I saw on the ticker on my way out on ESPN that Chad Pennington was waived. Brett Farce is a piece of garbage. This big headed, conceited, arrogant and over rated joke just cost a player his job.
    My money says by the fourth or fifth game of the year all Jets fans will be showing up at the stadium with nooses. It's going to be a pleasure watching Farce run out of football.
  21. pumped_cobra
    21. Posted by pumped_cobra Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    It's fitting that a state I consider to be one of the biggest cancers to our country receive a does of cancer.
  22. pumped_cobra
    22. Posted by pumped_cobra Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    "Rodgers will suck to start, but I think he has the skill and potential to get better by the end of the year."
    END QUOTE
    He should have had that start last year and then maybe the Pack had a shot this year. Farce hung on to break Marinos record. Considering the window for a team to come together and win a SUper Bowl is 1 - 3 years Brett Farce cost the Pack half of that and maybe more.
    That rule applies to everyone but the Patriots who Bob Kraft has bought off the NFL. Aint it funny the more pro sports makes attempts to increase parity the more it reaches disparity.
    Pro sports is a joke.
  23. Brofins
    23. Posted by Brofins Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:01 pm EDT

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    MADDEN 09 CURSE...way to go Jets...hahahaha...Sorry Favre, you should have waited to retire if you had doubts...I think the world is tired of this story...
  24. pumped_cobra
    24. Posted by pumped_cobra Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    "As both a nyj fan and a favre fan, I'm not so sure I'm excited yet."
    END QUOTE
    Bwahahahahaha.
    Just wait till he blows a game forcing a ball into coverage and gets picked off and he walks off the field with that "Oh, gee wiz. Hey, who are you, the fans, the coaches, management to criticize me, I'm Brett Farce, I have a ring, that was a good ball, just a bad break" look on his face as he walks off the field.
  25. the country gentleman
    25. Posted by the country gentleman Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    whoever did the picture of the jersey, got the number 4 wrong on the sleeves, as they both can,t be facing the same way from the front view and the back view. oh hum!

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