David Ortiz sent a cryptic tweet to the Boston Globe and fans are losing it
When Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz hung up his bat and cleats at the end of the 2016 season, many fans wished he’d reconsider. He’s only 41, and after one of the best seasons of his career he clearly had more in the tank. But thus far, Big Papi has stayed retired.
Then on Monday night, Ortiz sent out a tweet that drove people into a frenzy.
— David Ortiz (@davidortiz) January 10, 2017
“Hey, that looks like nothing” is what you might be saying right now. And it really does look like nothing. It could be a mistake, or a pocket tweet. He could have forgotten to type something, or one of his kids could have been playing with his phone, or a household pet could have walked on it.
But what if he’s trying to tell us something? The Boston Globe certainly thinks he might be.
@davidortiz We are listening. You can tell us anything!
— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) January 10, 2017
Big Papi didn’t respond, so we’re left only to wonder what his tweet was about. But Red Sox fans on Twitter didn’t take it so easily. The blank tweet to the Boston Globe drove them absolutely insane, and inspired some of the best responses.
Some people just wanted to know what it all meant.
@davidortiz @BostonGlobe WHAT DOES IT MEANNNNN pic.twitter.com/tzCsC0uoSS
— Christian Arcand (@ChristianArcand) January 10, 2017
@BostonGlobe @StoolGreenie @davidortiz pic.twitter.com/4YSTJmPi6S
— Bill (@BReid5457) January 10, 2017
Others took decided to give his mysterious tweet their own meaning.
@davidortiz @BostonGlobe you forgot to link the story where you're coming out of retirement
— Jared Carrabis (@Jared_Carrabis) January 10, 2017
@BostonGlobe @davidortiz oh my god it's happening right?!?!?
— Colin Pender (@cjpender49) January 10, 2017
@BostonGlobe @davidortiz pic.twitter.com/wHQc0ik3A1
— Pete C. (@Pete603C) January 10, 2017
@davidortiz Just as a heads up this is how Michael Jordan did it. Alright man, see you Opening Day pic.twitter.com/OdsUowRGea
— Steve Perrault (@Steve_Perrault) January 10, 2017
And a few more just couldn’t stand the tension and stress of not knowing.
@BostonGlobe @davidortiz pic.twitter.com/ANU4sihNY1
— Alex Bogomolov (@abog917) January 10, 2017
@BostonGlobe @davidortiz pic.twitter.com/s0t2wWMY54
— xJayx (@JayEdge25) January 10, 2017
@BostonGlobe @davidortiz pic.twitter.com/KPTuVrZmsd
— Justin Silva (@JustinSilva_5) January 10, 2017
My best guess? One of his bats became sentient, and sad at the thought of never being used in a game ever again, it grew arms and legs and hands and decided to send that tweet out on Big Papi’s behalf.
Okay, that’s probably not true. It was most likely a mistake. But isn’t it more fun to assume he did it for another reason? Even just to troll all the baseball fans who love him and want him to un-retire?
BLS H/T: The Boston Globe
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Liz Roscher is a writer for Big League Stew on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email her at lizroscher@yahoo.com or follow her on twitter! Follow @lizroscher