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About a week or so ago, I got Facebook message from my former teammate and current overseas baller Ayinde Ubaka. You may recognize him from the intro of "Boom Got Them DOS!" or maybe you recognize him as a former 1st team All-Pac-Ten guard, although I seriously suspect it is the former. Well, Ayinde is a big supporter of the movement, and, as such a supporter, felt compelled to drop some knowledge on me via Facebook. This is what he had to say:

Aye Benson, is there anything new going on with the boom movement? I know ... I'm bored as hell. I have nothing better to do but to participate in the Boom Movement. I have a word that I think you can use and it will for sure blow up ... that's if you already don't already use it. The word is "boomness." Not bitchassness, but boomness. I can't define it unless you want to use it. Just think about it, though. Boomness. I was talking about the boom stuff to one of my teammates and somehow boomness came out of my mouth. I don't know how or why, but it just did. I think it's a great word. As you can see I am bored as hell over the water.

What a phenomenal idea. I always knew that this kid was special, but now he has provided me with something great. It's about time people displayed their Boom-Tho-Ness. Either you have Mad-Boom-Tho-Ness or you have No-Boom-Tho-Ness. Ayinde is a genius.

So, to ensure that his efforts were not in vain, I'm gonna pick out certain NBA playoff storylines, highlights, and other ridiculous happenings and analyze them strictly on their level of Boom-Tho-Ness. They will be detailed in video format and I'm gonna try to do this at least once a week. We will call this NBA Playoff Boom-Tho-Ness. There should be plenty to go around. Cinco De Mayo is a perfect day to kick this off. Why? Because Cinco De Mayo has a high degree of Boom-Tho-Ness.

Rod Benson is a Cal grad who plays for the D-League's Dakota Wizards. He also blogs two or three times a week on Ball Don't Lie. Read his archive, pay a visit to TooMuchRodBenson.com and always support the Boom Tho movement.

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  1. Julian Q
    1. Posted by Julian Q Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    Rod,
    Can you have Ayinde give us as all an update from his time with the Antwerp Diamond Dogs? I am a bay area resident, Oakland Tech Alumni, and proud Belgian immigrant...from Antwerp! I want to know how he is liking it living out there, and whether he is hitting up all the same clubs i go to when I go back to Belgium and visit the fam. All those Boom Tho from Belgium comments come from me, even though I am sending them from the TOWN!
  2. Kenny K
    2. Posted by Kenny K Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:51 pm EDT

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    Boomness to the SUPER MAX fsho!
  3. Scott P
    3. Posted by Scott P Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    Boom Tho. That was the best TMRB update on Yahoo I've seen thus far.
  4. Bob
    4. Posted by Bob Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:36 pm EDT

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    Boom Tho Movement... Where BOOM-THO-NESS happens.
  5. Robert
    5. Posted by Robert Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    Rod your [profane]in nuts, thats why i read your blog! i love it, full of BOOM THO NESS!
  6. Sgt. Tibs
    6. Posted by Sgt. Tibs Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:02 pm EDT

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    hahaha, that video was full of Boom-Tho-Ness! haha, great work as always Rod. I'm spreading the movement 2 thousands of visitors at http://www.gowherehiphop.com! Check it out and drop me a line if u can Rod! here's the direct link 2 my post from yesterday... http://www.gowherehiphop.com/2008/05/04/old-school-sundays-rod-benson-boom-tho/
    Much luck 2 ya this upcoming season
  7. Older_than_Moses_Shaq
    7. Posted by Older_than_Moses_Shaq Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    Too bad the mascot didn't catch fire. It would have been interesting to see how long it would've taken them to put the fire out then since it seemed to take forever to get the darn ring out, or was it just to cool off the Spurs?
  8. gilklee
    8. Posted by gilklee Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    You got me cracking up over Leon getting his ankles broken.
    LP & RB = mad boom-tho-ness
  9. Nick F
    9. Posted by Nick F Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:19 pm EDT

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    Rod-
    Love the Blog. Keep it up.
    However, forget the Vlog.
    You are a literary genius, you crack me up on a regular basis. But what the heck, are you a frog are something?! What is with the tongue? Keep that thing in your mouth dude. I couldn't focus on any of your normally witty humor just waiting for that thing to come out again.
    Peace
  10. kevin b
    10. Posted by kevin b Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    BEST TMRB yet... Boom-tho-ness IS tough juice - Caron Butler game 5 is Boom-tho-ness
  11. michaels
    11. Posted by michaels Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    Agreed. Vlog needs to go away and die. Long live the written Word-Tho-Ness!
  12. michaels
    12. Posted by michaels Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    agreed. vlog needs to go away and die. long live the written word-tho-ness!
  13. dopexed01
    13. Posted by dopexed01 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    there's NOT ENOUGH Ron Benson!
  14. Ernesto M
    14. Posted by Ernesto M Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:59 pm EDT

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    theres already a boom movement, is a man by the name of Boomdizzle AKA Baron Davis!!!!!
  15. Rob S
    15. Posted by Rob S Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:46 pm EDT

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    Why are there people that come here to hate on rod benson....what did he do to you?
    Boom Tho
  16. donnymassenburg
    16. Posted by donnymassenburg Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    Yeah, I like it. If something got that Boom, then it has Boom-Tho-Ness. It's about finesse, and steezo. Boom.
  17. neema k
    17. Posted by neema k Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:35 pm EDT

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    LMAO! C'mon man, Leon Powe got crossed.
  18. Shine
    18. Posted by Shine Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:51 pm EDT

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    That was hilarious... but, I agree with Neema, Powe did get crossed... And if he did step on the foot, that probably makes it worse... But good stuff
  19. not a toaster
    19. Posted by not a toaster Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:33 pm EDT

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    What? I know Ubaka with that tear drop runner!!! I'm glad to know he's still ballin' somewhere! Go Bears!
  20. Smush
    20. Posted by Smush Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:56 pm EDT

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    Say what? Shouldn't yahoo blogs be in English?
  21. Anthony
    21. Posted by Anthony Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    this whole blog is retarded.. boom that.. lmao
  22. Anthony
    22. Posted by Anthony Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    and leon powe didnt get crossed.. he was pushed.. watch a different replay of it.. joe johnson has his hands all over him
  23. Tim P
    23. Posted by Tim P Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:53 pm EDT

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    Rod, that is as cool as this is bad
    http://www.coachingblunders.com/VideoDetail/tabid/55/Default.aspx?VideoID=132
  24. Esquire
    24. Posted by Esquire Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    I'm gonna bring boom-tho-ness to the central coast! Boom! :P
  25. SAM
    25. Posted by SAM Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:01 pm EDT

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    what was powe doing guarding joe johnson is the question. oh yea bOOM THO

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