Thu Jun 09 11:15am EDT
Let's see: You've already done the "pretend you're an airplane" thing, the "get a tattoo of the championship trophy" thing, the "say you'll get that tattoo removed if you don't win it all" thing and the not being impressed with the Miami Heat's defense a game after getting almost totally shut down" thing ... hmm. Maybe this time just whip out a bullhorn and start yelling at people? Seems like a nice attention-getting strat. Think it over. No pressure.
Best caption wins a 400-plus person game of knockout. Good luck.
Winner, Alex: "Baby, No! Not my McDonald's All-American Trophy!"
Runner-up, Pen Dragon: "Don't jump! We just tied the series! There's still a chance! Don't jump!"
Second runner-up, I Shoot, You Score: DeShawn Stevenson: The new face of The Rapture.