Newsday reports that Derek Jeter has dated a not-quite-Iron Man-but-still-pretty good total of six women from the yet-to-be released Maxim Hot 100 list, which far surpasses my previous record of zero.
You know, only Jeter could turn a six percent success rate into something to be envied.
In related news, I am going to go reheat last night's chicken, sprinkle it with cheese and barbecue sauce, put it in a tortilla wrap and wonder how I live in a world where Ryan "I Remind Everyone Of That Unfunny Jerk From College" Reynolds gets to marry my girl, Scarlett J.
Clockwise, from upper left: Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo, Scarlett Johansson, Gabrielle Union, Mariah Carey and Jessica Biel. (All photos from Getty Images)