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Newsday reports that Derek Jeter has dated a not-quite-Iron Man-but-still-pretty good total of six women from the yet-to-be released Maxim Hot 100 list, which far surpasses my previous record of zero.

You know, only Jeter could turn a six percent success rate into something to be envied.

In related news, I am going to go reheat last night's chicken, sprinkle it with cheese and barbecue sauce, put it in a tortilla wrap and wonder how I live in a world where Ryan "I Remind Everyone Of That Unfunny Jerk From College" Reynolds gets to marry my girl, Scarlett J.  

Clockwise, from upper left: Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo, Scarlett Johansson, Gabrielle Union, Mariah Carey and Jessica Biel. (All photos from Getty Images)

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  1. Big Daddy Rich
    1. Posted by Big Daddy Rich Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:44 pm EDT

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    He is a pimp. Don't hate!
  2. Duk
    2. Posted by 'Duk Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    Who's hating?
  3. RICOCHET
    3. Posted by RICOCHET Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    He is a new york yankee what do you expect ! nothing short of greatness, they roam my town like italy in little italy.. new york is always first , even when it comes to getting women ... look now how they are ''''sloppy seconds''''
  4. RobertM
    4. Posted by RobertM Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:07 pm EDT

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    Not to worry. Derek's barely making it to first base this year!
  5. Bricks
    5. Posted by Bricks Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:13 pm EDT

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    Elton John dated women, even got married.
    Rock Hudson dated women, even got married.
    Lance Bass dated women, even got married.
    George Micheal dated several hot women in the 80's.
    Julie Cypher was married to Lou Diamond Philips.
    What do all of these celebrities have in common with Derek Jeter?
    You figure it out...
  6. Tone Kapone
    6. Posted by Tone Kapone Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    #5- unless you have been personally taken it in the butt from jeter then you are making quite an accusation...now a-rod...thats another story.
  7. Tone Kapone
    7. Posted by Tone Kapone Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    Seems to me like #5 knows jeter a lil more than the rest of us...i wonder how?...you figure it out.
  8. John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt
    8. Posted by John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:48 pm EDT

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    I'm no Yankees fan but I will give him credit. He's a pimp, plain and simple. Hell, I've never even dated anyone on the Maxim top 1,000,000.
  9. David
    9. Posted by David Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    I don't understand number 3.
  10. Stockman
    10. Posted by Stockman Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    #10, how pathetic. Who uses the word "firstly" in this country? Sounds like one of those email notices saying you won the "Email Lottery (like there could be such a thing)" in London!
    As for Jeter, how does he cleanly part ways with all of these beautiful women without anyone talking bad afterwords, jealous accusations, kiss and tell, etc???
  11. chris
    11. Posted by chris Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 pm EDT

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    you mean there really isn't an e-mail lottery in london? you're kidding right
  12. THE NATURAL
    12. Posted by THE NATURAL Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    Only fitting that the greatest playoff performer of our time should date the hottest women of our time!
  13. Jealous Basterd
    13. Posted by Jealous Basterd Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:56 pm EDT

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    Number 5 sounds like a hateing a** Clown !!!!!!
  14. RICOCHET
    14. Posted by RICOCHET Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    I would eat the whole menu
  15. ian
    15. Posted by ian Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:22 pm EDT

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    He's kinda goofy looking... But a pimp no doubt. If he were a regular guy, he wouldn't get that many chix.
  16. ian
    16. Posted by ian Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:22 pm EDT

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    New York is a dirty, overcrowded cesspool, just to let you know.
  17. neto
    17. Posted by neto Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    who cares
  18. G H
    18. Posted by G H Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    "New York is a dirty, overcrowded cesspool, just to let you know."
    It's still a decent city though. I wouldn't live there for a long time, but still...
    As for #5 and everyone crying about him, maybe he's on to something lol...
    And as for this story, while I'm sure some people are really impressed that Derek Jeter has banged a lot of women from a list of "hot" women, the list itself is pretty worthless when you consider that you could easily find tons of women just as hot in normal life. Plus, really, as the guy above me said, who cares?
  19. Anonymous
    19. Posted by Anonymous Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:49 pm EDT

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    He's a hottie. End of story.
  20. eatsolot
    20. Posted by eatsolot Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    Wish I could have been there and done that...
  21. norrisou
    21. Posted by norrisou Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm EDT

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    Rich goobers get all the girls. It's a fact of life.....
  22. Gonzalez A
    22. Posted by Gonzalez A Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    first off..you guys have way too much time on your hands.....
    second, the one who usually accuses someone of being gay is most often gay himself....
    last but not least, jeter is doin it like we all wish we could....bow down to da king!
  23. beyonde6
    23. Posted by beyonde6 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:06 pm EDT

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    Why are numbers 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6 even on the Maxim list-- let alone Jeter's!? He can take them all. I (we) can decide who's hot for ourselves. What old bag makes up these lists?
  24. Brent H
    24. Posted by Brent H Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    derek jeter hace alba herpes... look it up
  25. Brent H
    25. Posted by Brent H Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    **gave

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