Dirty TackleZlatan Ibrahimovic hopes to improve Swedish stamps with the Zlatan stamp
The Swedish postal service has announced plans to release a Zlatan Ibrahimovic stamp. This stamp will probably kill email and revive the lost art of letter writing since everyone will be eager to use the Zlatan stamp — which from now on will only be referred to as the "Zlamp" — as a mark of unmatched strength and quality.
The Zlamp will be released on March 27, 2014 and at least one person is hopeful that it will class up the aesthetically poor stamp options currently available. That person is, of course, Zlatan himself.
From the AP:
He said he ''gets mainly bills and they usually don't have nice stamps, but maybe that will change now.''
It begins with the Zlamp and it will not end until the entire world is united under one currency bearing images of Zlatan using martial arts to destroy gourds of varying sizes.
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