What can't Usain Bolt do? Rap, apparently.
The world's fastest man has unofficially released a rap song, "Faster Than Lightning," that features his speaking voice Auto-Tuned over a Jamaican beat from DJ Steve Porter, of "SportsCenter" fame. Because Bolt doesn't rap and because few memorable sound bites are used, the video is neither unintentionally hilarious nor intentionally amusing. Thus, it's instantly forgettable.
It could have been worse, "ya know whaddi mean?"