Let's say you're a pro snowboarder. You have high-end video equipment in order to document your sick tricks. You have some downtime. Inexplicably, you also have a pair of inflatable sumo wrestling suits.
Obviously, you're going to hold a nighttime sumo hockey fight tournament, right?
Here's a semifinal matchup in the ongoing tournament featuring Finnish snowboarding star Lauri Heiskari. WARNING: There are a few PG-13 words in these videos. Viewer discretion is advised.
That would be fellow Finnish 'boarder Eero Ettala as the referee in this intense bout between behemoths.
After the jump, should you so desire, the rest of the bouts from the tournament thus far. Sadly, Kyle Wellwood and Marty Brodeur apparently didn't make it out of the round of 16.
Admittedly, these clips are in the Grade B, maybe Grade C range. Some are better than others. But we wanted to share the sheer lunacy of the concept with you.
Also, the concept of MEGAMO being that much slower than Slo-Mo is rather wonderful.
BOUT 1 (Lots of skating, great music, funny opening.)
BOUT 2 (Awesome music, better action, and we're not sure if "trumpet sounds" or "moshing" is a better special ability.
BOUT 3 (Again, great music. This could be the Ali-Fraser of sumo hockey fights. Or not.)
BOUT 4 (We'll assume he's smoking a Marlboro Light at the beginning. Fun one, may be our favorite.)