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Create-a-Caption: 'I spy with my little eye ...'

Dan Devine
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... something beginning with "menacing gestures."

Give it a rest, Paul Pierce(notes). We're so sick of you and your obvious, unmistakable gang signs, like making a circle with your fingers, or making a circle with your fingers and looking through it. We won't be intimidated any longer. Also, we won't get fooled again, we won't back down and we will not go quietly into the night. So there.

Best caption wins a finger monocle. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Greg Oden doesn't believe you; you need more people.

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Winner, Mark M.: "These worry lines on my forehead would make Mr. Drummond blush." PRO TIP: Conrad Bain references will get you everywhere. Not just with me, but in life.

Runner-up, Roger Mason(notes) Jr. = Hero: When choosing a candidate on election day, Greg Oden's(notes) primary concern is whether knee surgery will be covered under Medicare.

Second runner-up, Noah Schroeder: "These new Gillette blades really do eliminate irritating tug and pull."

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