Create-a-Caption: The Magic, cold chillin' in a B-boy stance

These young cats can have their "Dougies" — Vince Carter's(notes) sticking with that good ol' boom-bap, them dinosaur bars. He's schooling Mickael Pietrus(notes) to the game, too, and if this check-in prior to the Orlando Magic's Monday night contest against the Atlanta Hawks is any indication, Air France is coming along quite nicely when it comes to coming correct.

Best caption wins top-rock lessons from the Breakdancing Ninja (NOTE: not really). Good luck.

In our last adventure: Linas Kleiza can't quite place that heckler, but he's got a sudden hankering to add "Ready to Rumble" to his Netflix queue.

Winner, jps747: Primal Scream Therapy for Raptor Fans: "BOSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!"

Runner-up, Jcub: "STELLAAA!"

Second runner-up, Joaquin: "You spelled 'spider' wrong, jerk."