Create-a-Caption: 'I just know you've got a hotter 16 in you, son'
"Now, we're here to have fun, Lou, but we've also got to work really hard and try our best. And I'm betting that, if you're honest, you think you can spit 16 hotter bars than what you just gave me, too. I'm talking offbeat 'Labor Days' angles, 'Dream Shatterer' internal rhyming, 'Second Round Knockout' venom and a young Snoop flow. I believe in you, Lou, and I'm here to help you be the best you that you can be. So let's dig deep, son. Flo-Rida's watching."
— Philadelphia 76ers head coach Doug Collins, motivator par excellence/hip-hop aficionado, to shooting guard and burgeoning spitter Lou Williams, probably.
Best caption wins one album of your choice from Collins' stunning collection of pristine D.I.T.C. vinyl. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Joakim Noah(notes) is quick on the draw. Like the horse named McGraw. You know, from the cartoon? (Sha-lock-lock-boom.)
Winner, Leo Sambayan: Joakim Noah thinks that there are still floor cams in the NBA.
Runner-up, Master Seuss: It is indeed true that everyone from New York can pop and lock.
Second runner-up, Lukasz: "Aww, man. Arenas pooped into my shoes."
