April 18, 2011
Hmm? What's that? Wh — Orlando? Nahhhhhh. Couldn't be. Looks like him, sure. But 34 percent from the floor and 27.5 percent from deep? Impossible. The Gil I know would never be a 12-minutes-off-the-bench afterthought in a playoff game.
Best caption wins a Stern reprimand. Good luck.
NOTE: As you read through these and gauge their comedic value, the important thing to remember is that all of these are being said in Robin Lopez's voice.
Winner, Schmack: "Do you hear that, Mr. Duncan? That's the sound of inevitability."
Runner-up, Weis Matic: "You smell like strawberries."
Second runner-up, Paul: "Ohhh, man, Timmy, you have a huge zit on your neck. You want me to pop it, or is that weird?"