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Create-a-Caption: The Bulls’ ‘Giant Doctor’ defense is impregnable

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Taj Gibson is high in the air. (Getty Images)

Good luck trying to shoot over Taj Gibson now, Iman Shumpert. No wonder the Chicago Bulls — even without star point guard Derrick Rose, who sat due to an ankle injury — put a 98-86 thumping on the visiting New York Knicks on Tuesday night. They were playing six men, including one "Scrubs"-inspired cobbled-together giant*, on defense! Stinkin' cheatin' Bulls.

Best caption wins an important and relevant sonic artifact from the "Bill and Ted" soundtrack. Good luck.

* Jimmy Butler not pictured

In our last adventure: It's nice of Blake Griffin to work on Marc Gasol and Marreese Speights on their facial expression exercises. More like Blake Grizzin? No, you're right, it's not more like that.

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CONGA! (Getty Images)

Winner, The Coffee Machine: Speights: "Not playing baseball, but I think I just got to second base."

Runner-up, The VZA: And they said Marreese Speights couldn't even hold Blake Griffin's jock strap.

Second runner-up, Magic32: The Basketball Centipede ran into problems when they had to play against each other.

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