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Warped Wednesday: If Twitter existed in 1979

Nick Bromberg
College football and motorsports writer

Welcome to Warped Wednesday, our new feature at From the Marbles. On it, we'll put out the rush to judgment map, go a little too far and have a little fun. Will it be funny? Sometimes. Will it be crazy and largely unbelievable? Probably. Will not everyone get it? Definitely. So let's get started with a little back to the future fun, shall we?

@CaleY @DAllison You blocked me

@DAllison @CaleY I didn't block you. I see your tweet right now. You got a problem with me?

@CaleY @DAllison I got a problem with both you and that brother of yours @BobbyAllison

@BobbyAllison @CaleY @DAllison what did I do Cale? Other than question your ancestry? And beat you up

@CaleY @BobbyAllison I beat you up. And @DAllison cost me a shot at the Daytona 500.

@DAllison @CaleY You could have made a pass in the grass. But that book ain't written yet @BobbyAllison Next time, come after me.

@DAllison @CaleY You have my address and my DM. And your chance in the grass.

@CaleY @DAllison @BobbyAllison Y'all still got one comin' to you boys. Just watch your timelines.

@RPetty43 ............................................................................................................................................

@CaleY @RPetty43 @DAllison @BobbyAllison what the hell you doing, Petty?

@RPetty43 ..............................................

@DAllison @CaleY @BobbyAllison @RPetty43 Petty! You butt-twitterin'?

@RPetty43 @DAllison @CaleY @BobbyAllison Oh, hey y'all. Great race today. Heard you got in a fight. I didn't see it.

@RPetty43 @DAllison @CaleY @BobbyAllison I was just counting my victories on Twitter. More victories than Twitter gives me characters.

@AJFoyt14 What the hell is this thing? What the hell are these boys yammering about?

@DAllison @AJFoyt14 @CaleY @BobbyAllison @RPetty43 you gotta use the @ to mention us in your tweets, Foyt.

@AJFoyt14 how the hell do I use that damn symbol? Screw this.

@Pearsonfan4life @RPetty43 I am your greatest fan ever please RT!!!!!!

@RPetty43 @AJFoyt14 your car looked good in my rearview today. @DAllison @CaleY @BobbyAllison

@Earnhardtismydriver can I have your victory lane hat @RPetty43? Please RT!!!!!

@AllWaltrip Boy I'll tell you what ain't Twitter great, I finished second. Boogity Boogity Boogity!

@BobbyAllison @AllWaltrip Shut up, Waltrip

@CaleY @AllWaltrip Shut up, Waltrip

@RPetty43 @AllWaltrip Shut up, Waltrip

@DAllison @AllWaltrip Shut up, Waltrip

@AllWaltrip @DAllison @RPetty43 @CaleY @BobbyAllison who won at Riverside boys?

@CaleY I don't give a rat's ass who won at Riverside @AllWaltrip. I'm still mad @DAllison cost me the Daytona 500.

@Labonte4Life @RPetty43 @CaleY @DAllison @BobbyAllison It's my birthday can I get a RT????

@DAllison I didn't cost you crap @CaleY. Hush little child. (That goes for you too, Waltrip) I told you that you had my address and DM.

@BobbyAllison @CaleY, I wasn't even involved and still kicked your butt. And ancestry. LOL.

@CaleY @BobbyAllison @DAllison You've got one comin'. And I tell you what,I can take both you fair and square on Twitter.

@AJFoyt14 Ha. RT @RPetty43 Shut up, Waltrip.

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