Yes, it's half-crusty old coach Don Zimmer, half-cuddly teddy bear and 100 percent terrifying. It's really not too hard to imagine this fella subjugating and ruling over a score of bobbles — Lotso Bear in "Toy Story 3"-style — once the lights go down in your fan cave.
Honestly, though, it's a pretty cool giveaway on a Rays list that's full of them (the Evan Longoria Game 162 walkoff figurine is particularly sweet). Kudos to the team for thinking up such a neat and buzzworthy item.
I now hereby claim that I will pay $50 to anyone who attends this game and sends me their Zim Bear — plus an extra $50 if you're able to snap a picture of Pedro Martinez cuddling it before you ship it my way.
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