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Secretary of State Antony Blinken accused Russia of war crimes. March Madness is in full swing. And who was St. Patrick? And why do we celebrate him?

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21 people killed in rocket barrage as invasion enters 4th week

Twenty-one people were killed and 25 wounded Thursday after rockets slammed into the western Ukraine town of Merefa as Russia's bloody, struggling invasion dragged into its fourth week. Merefa Mayor Veniamin Sitov said the assault destroyed a school and community center. The town of 20,000 people is about 20 miles south of Kharkiv and has been victimized by its proximity to the sprawling regional jewel that Russia's military pounding has failed to vanquish.

Similar storylines unfolded across much of the country. In the battered southern port city of Mariupol, rescue efforts were underway Thursday after Russian airstrikes ripped apart a theater. The building, serving as a makeshift shelter for hundreds of women and children, was bombed late Wednesday even though the word "CHILDREN" in Russian was laid out in giant letters in front and behind it.

The Drama Theatre is destroyed by shelling in Mariupol.
The Drama Theatre is destroyed by shelling in Mariupol.

Blinken joins Biden in accusing Russia of war crimes

Secretary of State Antony Blinken said Thursday that he agrees with President Joe Biden that war crimes have been committed in Ukraine. "Intentionally targeting civilians is a war crime,” he said. “I find it difficult to conclude that the Russians are doing otherwise." Wednesday, Biden called Russian President Vladimir Putin a “war criminal.”

👉 More news: WNBA star Brittney Griner to remain in Russian custody until May 19. And a British intelligence assessment reports the Russian push mostly stalled. Thursday's latest updates.

Damaged vehicles sit among debris in Kharkiv, Ukraine.
Damaged vehicles sit among debris in Kharkiv, Ukraine.

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March Madness is on

The madness officially begins today with a slate of 16 games in the men's NCAA Tournament first round and two more First Four games in the women's field tonight. The first game of the day delivered. No. 11 Michigan, favored in the Vegas odds, "upset" Colorado State by overcoming a 15-point deficit for its own comfortable victory, 75-63. Thursday's live updates from the NCAA Tournament and how to watch.

Michigan guard Frankie Collins celebrates during the second half of a college basketball game against Colorado State in the first round of the NCAA tournament in Indianapolis, Thursday, March 17, 2022. (AP Photo/Michael Conroy)
Michigan guard Frankie Collins celebrates during the second half of a college basketball game against Colorado State in the first round of the NCAA tournament in Indianapolis, Thursday, March 17, 2022. (AP Photo/Michael Conroy)

🦥 Clocked it straight in the face

Don't you hate it when you're minding your own business, zip lining through the rainforest in Costa Rica, and you slam directly into a sloth? That's what happened to a kid in a video tearing up the internet. In the recording, a man guiding the child down the line told him, "No brakes," as they zipped through treetops. The joyride stopped abruptly when the boy crashed into the furry (kinda?) animal. The park’s owner, Flavio Leiton Ramos, said nobody was injured (including the sloth), and park employees see the same sloth all the time, but this was the first time someone ran into one on the zip line. You probably should watch the video for yourself. The sloth's reaction is truly hilarious, and I cannot stop laughing, even though I've probably watched it 50 times.

A sloth brings a kid's zip line ride to a slow crawl in a rainforest.
A sloth brings a kid's zip line ride to a slow crawl in a rainforest.

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St. Pat's facts

Who was St. Patrick, and why do we celebrate him? Patrick is the protecting and guiding saint of Ireland. Ironically, he was not Irish. Patrick went from being sold into slavery to being credited for bringing Christianity to Ireland, according to Elizabeth Stack, executive director for the Irish American Heritage Museum in Albany, New York. St. Patrick's Day is celebrated on March 17, the day he is assumed to have died. The holiday originally was tied to religious ideals but is also a symbol of Irish pride. So who was St. Patrick? And what about the leprechauns? We've got answers.

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