The Browns 0-16 parade was equal parts humiliation and hope
Even as a few thousand fans gathered at FirstEnergy Stadium in Cleveland to commemorate a winless Browns season, parade organizer Chris McNeil isn’t looking forward to celebrating 0-16 again anytime soon. One catastrophic season is worth laughing at, anything more isn’t worth paying attention to at all.
Which was more or less the overall tone of the parade around the Browns’ home stadium — a bunch of fans gathering to poke fun at their own failure and demand future success. And after going 1-31 in the last two years, you can’t blame them.
What followed was a hodgepodge of anger, humility, hopefulness, irrational demands and impassioned pleas for change. It was everything you come to expect from sports fans, just not the event you ever expect to participate in.
Browns "perfect season" 0-16 parade attendees tailgating in the muni lot before the parade begins. pic.twitter.com/Vx8SsERexG
— clevelanddotcom (@clevelanddotcom) January 6, 2018
Savage pic.twitter.com/C26dZCQwwp
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) January 6, 2018
Bury this season. pic.twitter.com/y85qJy1Ipv
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) January 6, 2018
Here's an early look at some of the "floats" that will be part of the #BrownsParade. pic.twitter.com/otGzkN0t7R
— clevelanddotcom (@clevelanddotcom) January 6, 2018
Dear Jimmy… pic.twitter.com/TXJTpCaHQI
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) January 6, 2018
Best chant: “What do we want? “Watchable football.”
“When do we want it?”
“Now.”#Browns pic.twitter.com/qaohuIqIx6— Tom Withers (@twithersAP) January 6, 2018
Cleveland police estimate nearly 3,000 people showed up for the festivities. Understandably, a few of the players on the Browns weren’t too thrilled by the parade.
That parade is a joke don’t call yourself a true browns fan if you go to that thing! Going 0-16 was embarrassing enough as a player. That is like adding fuel to the fire and it is completely wrong!
— Emmanuel Ogbah (@EmanOgbah) January 6, 2018
There are players on this team who want to play and win for the Browns and The Land. Parading around isn’t encouraging a change, it’s more so encouraging players to avoid the opportunity to play here. 1-31 isn’t what we want to be known for but we won’t stop fighting to win here.
— Feast Mode #55 (@Danny_Shelton55) January 6, 2018
If going to a party in freezing temperatures to celebrate your favorite team’s ineptitude doesn’t make you a “true fan” we need to rework the definition of that phrase.
People very much care about this franchise. Just look at McNeil, who expects there will be another parade in the future — one that celebrates his team’s success and not its inability to achieve it.
‘Perfect Season parade’ organizer @Reflog_18 “The next time we do this is going to be for a Super Bowl” pic.twitter.com/JdpfrVbQCy
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
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