We carelessly overlooked these quotes a couple weeks ago, but with Kenny Dalglish saying Liverpool won't rush Steven Gerrard back from his March groin surgery, now seemed like as good a time as any to highlight what Gerrard himself said about it.
From the BBC:
"Since coming out of hospital my rehab has gone really well. I'm really happy and positive again. My groin is as strong as it's ever been.
"My groin is tested when I'm working and the physios collect data. My groin scores now are better than before I even started feeling my groin.
"What I've done over the past four weeks tells me that's the case and I've got total confidence in it."
There's really only one thing you can say to all of that...
(Warning: Video quality may cause seizures.)