Yuto Nagatomo scored the only goal in Inter's win over Genoa on Tuesday and after celebrating with the rest of his teammates, he went up to Javier Zanetti and the two bowed to each other. They didn't pretend to shoot anyone or try to jam their fingers up each other's backsides. Just a simple bow.
This needs to catch on.
Also, when your team is two seasons removed from winning the treble and you're currently sitting in the bottom half of the table, it's probably best to keep the goal celebrations understated.