Revenge will be had.
For the past five months, you've attempted to numb the pain with various libations — beer, whiskey, straight gasoline. Nothing has helped.
Stupid C.J. Spiller.
If not for his ridiculous 19.8-point thrashing of Denver in Week 16, you would have emerged victorious over arch-rival "Show Me Your TDs." Instead you apathetically cashed second prize, yearning for another chance at redemption.
Well gamer, your day has finally arrived. Yahoo! Fantasy 2012 is officially open for business.
In this week's jaw-dropping episode, Brad Evans and Scott Pianowski ran windsprints to help you get a leg up on the competition. At the top of the program, we discussed the new bells and whistles Yahoo! Fantasy Football 2012 has to offer (now open), revealed our sleepers, busts and Hail Marys for the upcoming season, and tussleed over who will be more valuable: Ryan Mathews or Ray Rice?
Meanwhile, in hour numero dos, we bought peanuts and Cracker Jack, talking Dexter Fowler, Roy Oswalt, perplexing 'pens, Johan Santana's magical night and whether or not you can trust Fransucko Liriano.
Too busy preparing for the impending Zombie Apocalypse? No problem. Listen to the replay below or download the program on iTunes:
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