49 Internet Jokes From This September That Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be
Summer's officially over, and we've only got a few months left in 2022! But before we step into ~spooky szn👻~, take a look at some of the funniest jokes from this September (which has been quite a messy month). Enjoy!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh, so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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I should call her
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“actually we’ve met before” okay well I don’t remember you. Have you considered being less forgettable and insignificant
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of course i have a praise kink i’m the oldest daughter
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Adults over 30 after going to the the grocery store and Target all in the same day:
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how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it
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Getting this film degree just so that i can cast Evan peters as a happy person in a romcom movie
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Apple pay a little too easy for me lmao I have to remind myself these r real American dollars and not video games coins
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Me and whoever Peacock account I'm using are having a battle with keeping the captions on or off and I'm not giving up without a fight
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omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions
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My mom making me come say hi to somebody I “knew” as a baby
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i just saw a girl almost choke and gasp for air and then hit her vape like it was an inhaler
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Me to my MacBook after using it for 30 minutes
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when ur getting over a cold and your voice has a lil sexy rasp to it >>
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she was right and she shouldn’t have deleted it
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me and the girls logging into letterboxd
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“Urgently hiring” sounds like y’all got too much going on for me to come work for y’all.
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reservations are so embarrassing like hi i’m here for my spaghetti appointment
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“the film received a 12min standing ovation” ok ? maybe they were clapping bc it was finally over
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*scooby voice* serving runt
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the game of telephone: https://t.co/hJXAJ9KShU
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he gagged her a bit
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if timothée chalamet's name was timothy he wouldn't have a career
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thanks to therapy i now have the courage to ask out my therapist
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This is how it feels to be high at the mall walking by people
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My friends : yo are you down to drin-Me :
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i’m crying 😭😭😭😭
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me: i could kiII someone with this stone2 birds: *nervously* who
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hey do you need any help in the kitchen?? please say no please say no please say no
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POV: u sent ur mom a funny tiktok
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Why are Plan B pills so hard to open? The clock is ticking, I don’t have time to waste dilly dallying with the package!
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“You’ll never meet a bitch like me again” GOOD
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My friends are all either gay people, or extremely hot girls who could be described as “intense”. Or both
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“soo i did a thing”
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Unemployed people on Sunday be like damn I got breakfast tomorrow
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do I have a “praise kink?” i mean yeah i am a person
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me inside jean jacket looking for steven yeun so i can fuck
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moments where the actor wasn’t acting
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meghan markle:
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my friends: “i’m not a hater but-”me: “don’t worry i am”
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I told my mama the Queen died, she talking about “LATIFAH ????” 😭😭😭 girl