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"I'll take the number two with a Coke. Oh, and a large fry."

A quarter-pounder with cheese from McDonald's has been my favorite sandwich since I was a kid. Growing up, a trip to McDonald's, Taco Bell or even Wendy's was a popular event. Pizza night was another common dinner in the Cooley household. Of course, my mom cooked a lot of meals, but I was a busy kid and fast food was always so easy.

In a world full of performance-enhancing drugs, I have spent a lifetime being great at sports and eating garbage. Friday night football games in high school were preceded with a 39-cent hamburger eating contest at Arctic Circle. I could usually eat nine or 10. Two hours before my high school state championship wrestling match, I took down three cheeseburgers with a Mountain Dew. I went on to win in a 14-3 decision; the closest match in a season that I finished 40-0.

I entered college as a 205-pound defensive end and still looked like a skinny kid. After two months of Big Mac Mondays and 2-for-2 Quarter-Pounder Tuesdays I topped the scales at 240. A growing college athlete has to eat, and not only was fast food the best, it was the cheapest. Team snack the night before a Utah State football game consisted of a bag full of hour-old cheeseburgers. I always ate them all! I knew no better about how poorly I was eating, but how could I? It had worked throughout my life. I finished my freshman season starting the last five games and raking in 4 sacks.

As I made the passage from a small D-1 football program to the NFL I began to figure some eating changes would be in order. If I wanted to compete on the highest level, I would be on some form of team diet. Walking through the front doors at Redskin Park one of the first players I met was Clinton Portis. He carefully set down his Roy Rogers bag of breakfast and shook my hand. Right then I knew I would be just fine.

Two years into my NFL career the Redskins made a trip to St. Louis. It was a game that would ignite a five-game winning streak that put an unexpected Joe Gibbs team into the playoffs. It was also a game that offensive coordinator Don Breaux described as the most complete I had played in my career. I finished with 5 catches for 58 yards and a touchdown, but had been consistent all over the field. When someone has a great game they obviously do everything they can to duplicate it the next week.

So when I recapped the preparation for the game I found one unusual change in the morning. The Ritz Carlton in St. Louis has the most unbelievable bacon I've ever tasted. Not only did I love the bacon, everyone on the team was blown away by the taste. Three or four of us decided to forget all other foods and have a bacon-eating contest. I won with 39 pieces and was was sick on the floor for the next hour in the visitor locker room. We tried to keep up with the contest, but no other bacon was up to par with St. Louis.

I'm not saying that someone can go on the McDonald's "Super Size Me" diet and be a great athlete, but so much more goes into the sport than what goes into a player's body. Someone might assume that a healthy eater would be a much better football player, especially at any skill position, and I would almost have to agree with him or her. But, as I finish up my sixth Mountain Dew for the day, I have proved to myself that my diet has continually worked for me. I eat what makes me happy, but I put in a tremendous amount of hard work as well. I've thought about trying to change, but there is something to be said about four consistent and healthy seasons in the NFL (I have never missed a practice), as well as going to the Pro Bowl.

Football is a game of heart and desire. The will to outwork and outlast another athlete becomes more important than the guy who looks more "ripped" with his shirt off. There is something deep down inside of a great athlete that just wont let them quit or give up. That something is so much more important than what they eat or what they can take. It's what so many athletes and myself have made a living off of.

Chris Cooley is a Pro Bowl tight end for the Washington Redskins and blogs every Wednesday here on Shutdown Corner. Read more from Cooley on his personal blog, where he gets awesome all the time.

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  1. Clayton
    1. Posted by Clayton Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:26 pm EDT

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    Nice write up! Wonderful incite about what goes into the players body. Great Job Chris, if you ever quit football you have another career as a writer!
  2. FairlyHonestBob
    2. Posted by FairlyHonestBob Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:28 pm EDT

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    I can hear your arteries clogging as I type.
  3. TheRealBeel
    3. Posted by TheRealBeel Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    I think the most telling comment: Eat what makes you happy!
    If I'm Jim Zorn, I'm working a deal right now to get Cooley some of that bacon and putting in a request with ownership to install a meat locker in the back of the team bus. Cooley can't suit up until he eats 30 slices.
  4. lmartin2525
    4. Posted by lmartin2525 Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:55 pm EDT

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    First off, you suck Cooley. If I ate like that I'd put on 20 pounds of fat after 2 months (I'm 27 and a former college baseball player and still put myself through fairly rigorous workouts 3 or 4 times a week, though obviously not close to NFL training - guess my metabolism is garbage).
    Secondly, good luck to you if you plan on continuing that diet after you retire - we might be confusing you with Charles Barkley after a few years of retirement.
  5. Tristan McKay
    5. Posted by Tristan McKay Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:52 pm EDT

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    I suppose calories are calories, no matter how you get them. Playing in full pads, on a 100 degree day, 4th quarter though....I'm thinking that bag of 10 cheeseburgers I ate in pre-game was probably a bad idea...
  6. jpweaverthree
    6. Posted by jpweaverthree Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    lmartin2525 you suck. stop hatin on cooley ALL the time u sack rider. Cooley is the man and he is just being honest. he is just like any other normal person who eats what he likes. majority of sports players are the same way. Like Nadal eating that cheeseburger during the match....
  7. Thunderball
    7. Posted by Thunderball Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:30 pm EDT

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    Yes, I would like a # 4 and a side of Cooley's HOT Wife please!
    Oh and some Hot Mustard sauce!
  8. DERICK B
    8. Posted by DERICK B Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:50 pm EDT

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    You're lucky. Some people have the metabolism for that.
  9. .................................................!
    9. Posted by .................................................! Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm EDT

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    " [..] there is something to be said about four consistent and healthy seasons in the NFL (I have never missed a practice), as well as going to the Pro Bowl."
    And that something to be said is: "suck it, b1tches."
  10. T C
    10. Posted by T C Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:25 pm EDT

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    I concur, #11. Cooley's wife indeed be hot.
  11. T C
    11. Posted by T C Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:25 pm EDT

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    A second comment: Quality foods and a good, sound diet may not make a football player, but I would say that solid nutrition in a body would perform better than junk food. Cooley is a good tight end eating crap all day, but if he cared enough about his diet and his body, he might be a great tight end. Thats his bad.
  12. Ollie_Boombayay
    12. Posted by Ollie_Boombayay Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    Coolnuts - Your metabolism is obviously off the charts. Plus you must have consistent workouts. While the comfort of your fatty meals obviously puts you at ease I would suggest changing for several reasons. Eating foods high in salt and fat is really tough on your heart. Fast food crams extremely high amounts of fat and salt into their food to make it taste better. Your arteries will clog as time goes on. This accumulative effect will have negative impact on you when you stop playing football. A long football career is 10 years. After you are done playing and the rigorous workouts are done, will you stop the large amounts of fast food all of a sudden? Of course not, old habits die hard. The coke and mountain dew you are simply addicted to because of the caffeine. If you think you are not then try not drinking them for two weeks. It is not a good feeling to admit that a huge corporation has got you addicted to their legal drug since you were a kid. Not a huge deal, but you really don't need that much sugar. There is around 20 grams in a can of coke! Do not use other players as an excuse. Lawrence Taylor went through crack like a madman and absolutely destroyed the NFL. Read the best seller book Fast Food Nation and you might change your mind about those drive thru joints.
  13. Ollie_Boombayay
    13. Posted by Ollie_Boombayay Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    Coolnuts - Your metabolism is obviously off the charts. Plus you must have consistent workouts. While the comfort of your fatty meals obviously puts you at ease I would suggest changing for several reasons. Eating foods high in salt and fat is really tough on your heart. Fast food crams extremely high amounts of fat and salt into their food to make it taste better. Your arteries will clog as time goes on. This accumulative effect will have negative impact on you when you stop playing football. A long football career is 10 years. After you are done playing and the rigorous workouts are done, will you stop the large amounts of fast food all of a sudden? Of course not, old habits die hard. The coke and mountain dew you are simply addicted to because of the caffeine. If you think you are not then try not drinking them for two weeks. It is not a good feeling to admit that a huge corporation has got you addicted to their legal drug since you were a kid. Not a huge deal, but you really don't need that much sugar. There is around 20 grams in a can of coke! Do not use other players as an excuse. Lawrence Taylor went through crack like a madman and absolutely destroyed the NFL. Read the best seller book Fast Food Nation and you might change your mind about those drive thru joints.
  14. The VZA
    14. Posted by The VZA Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:22 pm EDT

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    Let's see what Cooley has to say in 20 years with this continued pace. Hopefully he won't be typing from his hospital bed, on life support.
  15. RW
    15. Posted by RW Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    I'm guessing a guy like this will only make it into his 50's or 60's if he continues on. He seems extremely intelligent about the game, however this shows a lack of common sense. Of course it will work for now bud, you're probably 26. My guess is that if you talk to 99% of the guys who had longevity in the game, they probably didn't have a diet such as this. Soda and fast food...your wife stomach must turn when she watches you consume this crap. I think I'm going to go puke now.
    You are a great player though! Oh yeah, Todd Collins should be the QB of that team no questions asked. He has the potential of a Rich Gannon with his knowledge of the game.
  16. ruezilla
    16. Posted by ruezilla Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:55 pm EDT

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    I prefer Taco Bell over McDonalds, but I am 42 now. I also like when Redskins play in the Super Bowl instead of the Giants or Cowboys. Bring on the bacon!
  17. C-TOWNMAC
    17. Posted by C-TOWNMAC Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:50 pm EDT

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    wait till his 12 year career gets turned into a 8 or 9 year career. you think he'll regret it then? problably, but i would do the same. if i were him the only thing good i would be eating is the corn out of his wife's dumper.
  18. Hardhitta
    18. Posted by Hardhitta Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:16 pm EDT

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    Chris did you ever think that all atheltes especially elite ones like yourself have better genetics resulting in a faster metabolism. C'mon thats like the skinny kid in elementry school eating a package of oreos and ice cream and not gaining a pound.
  19. Team Supreme
    19. Posted by Team Supreme Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    H8Rs in here. The guy is honest and gets ripped by some H8rs plain and simple. Always looking for a reason to H8 on a success. Talk about his 50's and 60's please, Cooley will he heavy, Heavy from a Superbowl ring more than anyone here can match.
  20. Turtle
    20. Posted by Turtle Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:25 pm EDT

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    If McDonalds makes you look fat, just buy bigger shirts.
    I'll have a #1 supersized w/ a diet coke, ...trying to cut down on the carbs.
  21. bigm4000
    21. Posted by bigm4000 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    lawl look at all you bums here trying to give a pro bowl tight end advice on how he eats. did you not read the article you retards, he explains how he benefits from eating garbage, he didn't say "I play like trash cause i eat fast food, please random people who are jealous give me advice about when you think my heart will stop and i'm gonna die". and honestly who cares if he gets fat after his career, he will have a lot of money, and still have his hot wife. Did Charles getting fat stop he from becoming a NBA analyst?
  22. nate d
    22. Posted by nate d Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:35 pm EDT

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    Most people looking at professional atheletes like to imagine the difference between them can be attributed, such as the guy talking about playing college baseball (#11). I try to find what works best for me. I feel better not drinking sodas and cooking my own meals. It took me about 8 years to completely make the switch from the fastfood lifestyle I got use to as a kid. Part of that lifestyle change was accepting cooking as a hobby and reading labels.
  23. KeithG
    23. Posted by KeithG Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    Chris,
    You can't forget about 30 thirsty Thursday! Of the fact that after our walk through practice on Friday in college, half the team would go to Boston Market as our "team meal." Great blog
  24. Mickey D.
    24. Posted by Mickey D. Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    For some strange reason, I am drawn to this post.
  25. enriquepollazzo
    25. Posted by enriquepollazzo Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:15 pm EDT

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    how is your stripper wife?

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