January 09, 2009
This month's issue of Men's Journal has an interview with Suns' center Shaquille O'Neal, and as tends to be the case with most things featuring The Big Twitter, it's ridiculously funny. This particular quote, via Fanster, had me in tears while I searched the BDL archives for the Photoshop above.
Q: What would you do with a time machine?
A: Go to the cloning era, clone myself 20 times, and put myself in America as 20 different people. One Shaq would be a banker. One Shaq would be a sheriff. One Shaq would be a race car driver. One Shaq would be a prince. One Shaq would be Spanish. We'd all be here at the same time, and every once in a while I'd meet myself.
Yep. Multiplicity 2, starring Shaquille O'Neal — coming to a theater near you soon!
Anyway, the Arizona Republic has more Shaq snippets of brilliance, which I highly recommend you check out. His answer to the question about what song he listens to at least once a week was especially enlightening.