May 09, 2008
Well, this is awfully embarrassing. I just plugged my name into NBA.com's new nickname generator and I was presented with this: J.E. "The Candystriper" Skeets. Yep. The Candystriper. Apparently, my goal is to make my opponent feel pleasant. Need help with that rebound, Deron? Here, let me grab that for you. Ooh, that looks like it hurt, Chauncey. We better stretch you out. And yes, Kevin, I'd love to help brush your teeth at half. The Candystriper. Just brutal. But what about you? Let's hear your playoff nicknames below.