Please — my mom just got me this shirt. I'm going to be in soooooooo much trouble if I come home with marker on it. C'mon, Mr. Williams. Stop writing on me, please?
I don't even understand why you're doing this. This isn't an autograph signing. You just showed up at my school and made my class line up against the wall. We were doing fractions. I love fractions. This is the worst.
Doug Christie? ... Crud.
Best caption wins enough Shout to get all that Sharpie out. Good luck.
Winner, FunmiT: Remember when the Force was strong with Latrell Sprewell?
Runner-up, Chris: "Goose, I'm gonna hit the brakes. He'll fly right by."
Second runner-up, John T: Jason Terry takes flight for the first time.