September 19, 2008
There's Michael Jordan, hanging on the grassy knoll at the Ryder Cup earlier this morning. You know Jordan -- in addition to taking in some golf, he's the guy that ticked off the American Cancer Society for smoking while playing softball, got nailed in the costliest divorce in human history, spent some bizarrely cheery times talking underwear with other dudes, and bumped-and-ground with some Cabo San Lucas hotties.
Didn't he used to play baseball or something? It's so hard to remember.