Create-a-caption: Stephen Colbert reading Cat Fancy

As a loyal subscriber to Cat Fancy magazine, I totally get why Stephen Colbert can't stop reading it. Even if you're at, say, the men's 1,000-meter speedskating race, it's impossible to put down. Especially the "Home Issue." What's he learning? Best caption wins a cat named Jock. Meow.

Previously, good seats still available.

Gold, ayf_1983: "I'm here for the Michael Bublé concert."

Silver, Phil Wood: ""First in line to see Lindsey Vonn AND I get to see the game... everything's coming up Milhouse!!"

Bronze, Professor Farnsworth: "Wysh at the office."