(Getty Images)The pro-infidelity matchmaking website, AshleyMadison.com, is offering $1 million to anyone who can prove they know Tim Tebow. And by "know," they mean "know." Carnally. Biblically. Hay-rollingly. Wink, wink; nudge, nudge; old-time car horn blaring.
"I guarantee that no man of Tim Tebow's stature could survive a season in New York without succumbing to the temptations of the city," CEO Neal Biderman sneers in a press release. His tone and repeated use of the word "sex" are two indications that he's not talking about splurging for good seats for "Phantom of the Opera" or overeating at Gray's Papaya.
"If Mr. Tebow is indeed abstaining from adult relationships," Biderman continues, "I would encourage him to find a nice lady or two and enjoy his youth and fame as much as possible."
Ugh. It's just tacky when people use Tebow for personal or financial gain. Leave him alone, you know?
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