Video: Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov raps it up on a Russian talk show

On Wednesday, we relayed the news that the New Jersey Nets would be pulling out all the pyrotechnic stops in order to impress Orlando Magic center (and 2012 free agent) Dwight Howard. The Nets didn't provide much of a challenge to Howard in the loss, and he seemed suitably nonplussed after the Magic win.

Then again, it's possible that he has yet to see Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov spitting hot fire on a lightweight Russian political talk show with Paris Hilton's name in the title. All of the things mentioned in the previous sentence are factually correct. Watch:

Thanks to Deadspin for the find. And Mikhail for the rhymes.